George Person: My Presidential predictions The Republican RESPONSE

But you'll need to gaze deeper into that crystal bong.....as the smoke fills up the chamber,you'll see a quite different, and much hazier vision...a vision where, the Purple Haze team of Pres. Kerry and V.P.Edwards leads the USA....into a new era of  Rok and Rol reefer enlightenment, when the sixties generation final grabs onto absolute power, and never lets go!.....Ushering in the new era of American society...the Cheech and Chong  America......as their constituency joyfully bogart's that "joint" team....a true era of corrupt reefer madness, where the minds of youth are captured by sexsationalist media, and taking off their clothes to the amorality of the new Democrat....while living in the piety of their social justice, as the weight of their corruption balances out their political purpose...while the Commander and Chief is three miles high, with a sexy young intern between his thighs...... 
 
Once in control...Pres.Kerry and V.P. Edwards will need to contact their Hollywood friends...and beginning  taking mind control of the American people by eroding morals through the power of film making - linking it to freedom, open mindedness, and sexiness...destroying the traditional family and replacing it with the new, for this country is built on Rok and Rol, and so are you...
 
The Department of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll will be created...the ultimate purpose will be the establishment of a voting base of  "Granite Reef." Granite Reef is a voting base of dense potheads who'll  show their super-solid support to the political party which allows them to party down...after all, the power of the party, lies in its people - and we have plenty of Mexican agriculture, to keep the price of weed down, as the Democratic intellectual elite takes over the country, while their constituency is glued to a bionic bong...and trance like music keeping them happily strumming along...while their leadership becomes a designated driver of society, allowing their supporters to avoid the constraints of political and moral sobriety...
 
Ozzy Osbourn will become the department head...as Michael Jackson his assistant director lays down with little boys in bed...while the Rocky Horror Picture show is in full swing, as gay brides find song in each others arms, as they prepare to enjoy a romping honeymoon all night long...
 
The CCA - the Condom Committee of America, will promote the passing out of condoms to sexually active youths...in the same way a Catholic Priest hands out sanctified wafers at communion...as they lobby congress for a new tax credit - the baby butcher credit....by allowing a dollar for dollar reduction of federal taxes for unwanted pregnancies...it's a pro-choice Democracy....
 
As American stays nice and stoned with a little help from all its friends - all the drug producing countries of the world...they will care little about foreign policy, after all, its a total buzz killer, to think you might have to fight and die for your country when you got so much sex, drugs and rok and rol to enjoy.....when its "10 seconds to love" and they don't really give a crap if Saddam has a WMD...or Osama is flying high with his magic carpet into skyscrapers...
 
Do not despair, your local drug dealer will always be there -- where your highs are high and your lows aren't as low...for the Democrats know where to go..give the people what they want, and don't ask for anything in return, for life is heroic enough by just breathing air and staying above water, as they anti-heroically avoid world leadership and a great nation pays for its consequences, as its people falls into a deep and irrevocable political complacency...
 
George Person
Phoenix, Arizona