We Come To (Politically) Bury Smugly McSenile, Not To Praise Him

Friends, Americans, Countrymen, lend me your Crocodile Tears,

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Joe Biden

I come to Mock Smugly McSenile, Not to Praise Him.

For the Evil which Corrupt Plutocrats do lives after them;

The Good is…er, well, Smugly McSenile has done naught Good.

Even so let it be All Good with Smugly, and with that Odious Momala

Who hath implied Smugly was not Utterly Senile and Avariciously Mendacious;

If it were so…thus may mean that Hag o’Sluttery doth Fabricate!

Grievously, our departing-from-office Smugly answered with not but a rambling Mumble.

Here, McSenile leaves under Momala and The Rest (that being, Bammy) –

For Momala and Bammy and The Rest –

All these are Honorable (even if they be not Authentic Americans);

Come Your Humble Correspondent to speak at the Political Wake for Smugly.

He was our Friend (but Betrayer on the Border), Faithful (even if Untrue on Inflation) and Just to Us (while being Unctuous and Rape-y to his Female Staff and Small Children during Photo Ops):

But Momala claims McSenile was Willingly Retired;

And Momala has an IQ well over 85! (Even if not quite cracking 90…)

Smugly hath brought many Tens of Million of Illegal Invaders unto America,

Whose coffers did his Diversocrats fill (and whose several women did those Invaders sexually assault):

Did this in Smugly seem Unpatriotic?

When that the Poor have cried, Smugly hath wept (cries of derision as McSenile done got his gibs):

Ambition should be made of Less Senile Stuff:

Yet Momala says he was Not Pushed Out.

And Momala is Not A Total Retard!

You did all see that on Every Interview Our Lady Tramp has ever given

Sportsfans, I thrice admonished Smugly a crown of ashes for his Utter Calculating Traitorousness,

Which thrice did McSenile refuse: was it ambition? (Or was he off sniffing of the hair on a child?)

Yet Momala says Smugly was Of The Time To Pass The Torch;

And, surely, Momala is not a Flap-doodled Blown-out Yeast-Infection of No Actual Intelligence.

Your Sincere Correspondent writes not to disprove what Momala spoke incoherently in single-syllable words.

But come I to impart what I do know.

You Dear Readers all did affectionately deride Smugly once (other than those whose daughters were murdered by Invaders, whose sons died of Fentanyl overdoses, or those millions of Authentic Americans who cannot find jobs due to Invader Overload), and not without cause (actually no one loved Smugly other than his precious Invaders, Scheming Co-Conspirators and Diversocrats who rely on pilfered Taxdollars stolen by an illegitimate and un-elected administration…and also Cosplay, because Ukrainian whores you present $100 Billion American Funds will always say they love you….)

What cause (aside from Common Sense, Family Values, American Idealism, Work Ethic or Earned Rewards) withholds you then, to mourn for Smugly?

O judgment! (We can all hope McSenile receives in the days to come!) thou art fled to the brutish beasts (as in…those Authentic Americans even now, and unlike Deceased Beau, believing in Freedom Of Speech having supremacy over But Muh Feels Hate Crimes),

And men have lost their reason (otherwise we would see a lot more pitchforks and torches). Bear with me;

My heart is on the Resignation papers there with Smugly McSenile,

And I must pause till my One Nation Under God The Almighty hath come back to We The People.

Guy Somerset writes from somewhere in America