A Man Was Found Guilty of Having a Sexual Intercourse with a Street Pole

A resident of Edinburgh was found guilty of disturbing the public order, when he was having a sexual intercourse with a street pole. A Scottish man tried to justify his own action. He claimed that he did not have his usual sexual partner - a pair of running shoes.

The incident with 33-year-old man named Ross Watt took place on September 3 in one of busy areas of Edinburgh. A lot of people saw Watt grabbing a small street pole, falling down on the ground and rolling over it, passionately pressing it to his genitals. A certain part of the viewers was delighted about that show. Some men were calling upon Ross Watt to bang the pole like a real man. The banging process was going on for some 20 minutes. When police officers arrived, they only saw Watt putting the pole to its place near a building.

As Mr. Watt said, he grabbed the pole, because he could not find his favorite sexual object – a pair of running shoes. Witnesses proved that. They said that before banging the pole, Watt was trying to make some drivers sell him a pair of running shoes.

Ross Watt’s lawyer stated at first that his client arranged that street show within the framework of the Edinburgh extreme festival. The lawyer refused from such a formulation a bit later, though. As a result, the court found Ross Watt guilty of obscene behavior and of disturbing the public order.