Melbourne resident gets married to… TV set

Apparently, an Australian has resorted to this out-of-the-ways move being completely frustrated with a family life with women. The nuptials of Mitch Hallen and a wide-screen Sony television set has been performed in his apartment in the presence of a priest and a dozen of friends. One of wedding rings Mr. Hallen put on his finger, the other, on the television. In Mr. Hellen’s words, he has always been unlucky with love. After 2 divorces he decided to give up living together with women. My television gives me innumerable hours of pleasure without rows, fights or argument, the newlywed is quoted by Interfax as saying. “Television is my best friend I ever have had. It is a wife who will never grumble,” he said.