"God” is at mental hospital

A director of a large network of furniture shops in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk, got to a mental hospital. He considers himself the Lord. The director ordered to employees of his company to sprinkle furniture, exhibited for sale, with the mixture of the “God’s” urine and popular in Russia mineral water “Saint Springs”. The “God”, who has a karate black belt, knocked out an eployee of the ambulance, which arrived to take him to hospital. He also chopped off two fingers of him with a Samurai sword to prove his divine origin and insensibility to pain. Nevertheless, while staying at hospital, he still rules the trading network, because he is its sovereign owner.