The Nonsensical FIFA Rakings

Slovenia (placed 25 in the FIFA ranking) gets a draw with the USA (14); Algeria (30) the same with England (8) and Serbia (15) beats Germany (6) after being beaten by Ghana (32). In recent days, Paraguay (31) drew with Italy (5), the DPR Korea (105) suffered the narrowest of defeats against Brazil (1); France (9) was held by Uruguay (16) and beaten by Mexico (17); Greece (13) was beaten by the Republic of Korea (47), Switzerland (24) beat Spain (2) and Japan (45) beat Cameroon (19). Need we continue?

Germany 0 Serbia 1

Group D Nelson Mandela Bay/Port Elizabeth Friday June 18 13.30 SA Time

Serbia’s hero and FIFA man of the match today was goalkeeperVladimir Stojkovic who kept his team in the game by saving a second-half penalty, throwing Group D wide open.

In an ill-tempered game with nine yellow cards and one sending-off (Klose received two yellows) both teams built up attacks, Stojkovic being kept busier than Neyer. The turning point of the match was Klose’s sending off on 37’, Jovanovic scored on 38’. Krasic ran down the right and passed to Zigic who headed down to Jovanovic, running in. Germany continued to believe in themselves and Khedira hit the bar on 45 + 1’.

After the break, Stojkovic denied Bastian Schweinsteier after 54’ and the high point of the half was on the hour, when the Serbian goalkeeper saved Lucas Podolski’s penalty.

Germany: Neuer, Friedrich, Khedira, Schweinsteiger, Ozil (Cacau), Podolski, Klose, Muller (Marin), Badstuber (Gomez), Lahm, Mertesacker

Serbia: Stojkovic, Kolarov, Vidic, Ivanovic, Stankovic, Jovanovic (Lazovic), Zigic, Krasic, Ninkovic (Kacar), Subotic, Kuzmanovic (Petrovic)

USA 2 Slovenia 2

An exciting Group C match between a Slovenian side that plays attractive attacking football and a USA that not only battles but also puts together some excellent passing moves.

Slovenia were two up by 42’. Valter Birsa fired his shot into the top left-hand corner of Howard’s goal on 25’. The USA started to grow – Handanovic saved a Torres free kick and just as the USA was piling on the pressure, Slovenia counter-attacked. Novakovic passed to Ljubijankic, who made it 2-0 on 42’.

In the second half, the USA applied more pressure. On 48’, 2-1. Landon Donovan (FIFA man of the match).

The Nonsensical FIFA Rakings
The Nonsensical FIFA Rakings
The USA continued, Handanovic saving from Altidore and Bradley, before on 80’, USA coach Bob Bradley brought on forward Gomez for defender Onyewu and two minutes later, the coach’s son Michael Bradley scored the equaliser.

In the last minutes Edu put the ball in the net (disallowed), Novakovic headed just wide and Radosavljevic saw his searing shot saved by Howard.

USA: Howard, Bocanegra, Bradley, Onyewu (Gomez), Cherundolo, Dempsey, Donovan, Demerit, Torres (Edu), Altidore, Findley (Feilhaber)

Slovenia: Handanovic, Breko, Suler, César, Koren, Ljubijankic (Pecnic, Komac), Birsa (Dedic), Novakovic, Jokic, Kirm, Radosavljevic

Algeria 0 England 0

Group C Cape Town Friday June 18 20.30 SA Time

England opened well, more aggressively, more incisive, playing the ball around the park and arriving in the final quarter of the field. For a quarter of an hour, team coach Fabio Capello was enjoying his 64th birthday.

After this, the second quarter of an hour belonged to Algeria, the experience of coach Rabah Saadane, present in all three of his country’s appearances in World Cup finals (Spain 1982, Mexico 1986, previously) showed through, in wave after wave of very mobile Algerian attacks.

England tried to fight back in the last 15 minutes of the first half, Gerrard seeing his shot saved by Mbolhi on the half hour. Two minutes later, the Algerian keeper made a great save, denying Lampard from close range. England seemed to have woken up, realizing that they had to up the tempo of their game to have any chance of taking it to the Algerians. On 39’, Mbolhi easily caught Barry’s shot and four minutes later, one from Rooney, both from outside the area because the England attack found it do hard to penetrate.

70’ – Heskey’s shot was blocked in front of goal by Halliche. England had nine corners in the second half, against Algeria’s one, witness to the way the game ran. The 0-0 is witness to the fact that England underestimated the group, calling it “EASY” (England, Algeria, Slovenia, Yanks) and if after two games, against the USA and Algeria, they have scored one goal and drawn two matches, the team has everything to prove against Slovenia.

Ashley Cole is the FIFA man of the match.


Algeria: Mbolhi, Bougherra, Belhadj, Yahia, Halliche, Boudebouz (Abdoun), Lacen, Matmour, Ziani (Guedioura), Yebda (Mesbah), Kadir

England: James, Johnson, Ashley Cole, Gerrard, Terry, Lennon (Wright-Phillips), Lampard, Rooney, Barry (Crouch), Carragher, Heskey (Defoe)

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Author`s name Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey