It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.
A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.
Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.
When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.
After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.
A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.
Many women worry about their looks when having sex.
Women open bottles with bottle openers.
A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.
Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.
Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.
If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.
When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
Translated by Dmitry Sudakov
The Amsterdam Court of Appeal ruled the Scythian gold to be the property of Ukraine and ordered to deliver museum exhibits it to Kiev