RUSSIANS MAKE LOVE MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER NATIONALITY According to an international survey by condom manufacturer Durex, Russian couples are the world champions in the number of times they make love per year, beating the British into second place. The survey states that the British make love 109 times per year – 44% make love two or three times a week and 5%, every day. The Russians, however, top the league – the average couple makes love 122 times a year. Stand by Sheremetovo Airport for a wave of invasion ! The word has got round that Russians do it better!
Tim Bancroft-Hinchey Lissabon
The British press has recently reported that Russia was going to conduct a nuclear test either on the borders with Ukraine or in the Black Sea.