The US police officer from Mount Holy, New Jersey was found guilty of first-degree aggravated sexual assault.
Robert Melia was charged with sexual contacts with teenagers as well as endangering the welfare of a child along with his girlfriend Heather Lewis.
However, as it turned out Melia's sexual crimes did not end with non-humans.
The police found a video in his home abusing multiple cows. Melia appeared to be so proud of this abuse that he filmed it and saved for posterity.
The incident was allegedly recorded on a Southhampton farm back in 2006.
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