Tiger Woods Lost in the Woods of Love

The forthcoming divorce of world’s richest professional athlete, golfer Tiger Woods, has received an extensive coverage in the media recently. Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods is currently coming to his senses after a car accident, which occurred to him on November 27.

Woods was leaving his home around 2:30 a.m. (EST) in his SUV, a 2009 Cadillac Escalade, when he collided with a hedge, a fire hydrant, and then a tree. The police said that the crash was not alcohol-related, but conducted an investigation. Woods was taken to the hospital and treated for minor lacerations on his face. He was later cited for careless driving.

The accident reportedly took place after Elin Nordergen, the golfer’s wife, heard the news saying that her husband had been cheating on her. The woman supposedly grabbed a golf club and started chasing the unfaithful husband. Woods jumped into his SUV and attempted to drive away, but could not steer. The woman used the club to break the rear window of the car and take half-conscience Woods out of the SUV.

Tabloids all over the world published the names of seven women, who reportedly had love affairs with the planet’s richest golfer. Newspapers and gossip websites offer interviews with Tiger’s lovers and post their explicit photographs. Even respectable publications and TV channels also tell their tales about Tiger every day not to lose audiences.

For the time being the list of Tiger’s lovers includes seven women.

1. Rachel Teacher, 34, a night club manager in New York
2. Jaimiee Grubbs, 24, a bartender from California
3. Mindy Lawton, 34, a waitress at Perkins restaurant in Florida
4. Kalika Moquin, 27, a night club manager in Las Vegas
5. Jamie Jungers, 26, a waiter from Las Vegas
6. Cori Rist, 31, a clubber from Manhattan
7. Holly Sampson, 36, a porn star from Los Angeles.